Terrified
  2. I just finished mowing my lawn and i am sweaty and gross. Perfect time to put myself out there.

    I just finished mowing my lawn and i am sweaty and gross. Perfect time to put myself out there.

  3. Yall guys should talk to me. My birthday is coming up, everyone who follows me should send me something in the mail.

    Im serious though, message me and ill give you my address so i can get a present from yall. 

  4. ryaninwonderland: undertheangelraziel: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY Maybe we can trust ducks. i want a duck now

    ryaninwonderland:

    undertheangelraziel:

    teenytigress:

    SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

    Maybe we can trust ducks.

    i want a duck now

  6. italdred: A babbling water-course after rain, Shanghai (by davidzlu)

    italdred:

    A babbling water-course after rain, Shanghai (by davidzlu)

  8. spacepixie:

    what can i Say

  9. 0rient-express: Takachiho Gorge | by James Hadfield.

    0rient-express:

    Takachiho Gorge | by James Hadfield.
  12. rubadubrururubadub: this looks perfect

    rubadubrururubadub:

    this looks perfect

    • me: ok movie villain i understand you've been planning your villainy for quite some time. in addition to your justifiable motivations and strong willpower, you also seem profoundly intelligent and well-prepared with considerable power at your disposal. you're currently on a roll and since you still have an hour of screen time left i'm confident you can win this as long as you don't cockblock yourself by suddenly and uncharacteristically turning into an emotional dumbass.
    • movie villain: *suddenly and uncharacteristically turns into an emotional dumbass*
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